Cover Up Your Lumps!

October 30, 2009

Halloween is tomorrow! I really have no big plans, because I’m not your typical crazy college kid! Last night my hall had a Halloween dance party! I was Mario! So I would just like to take the time to discuss the ridiculously revealing outfits girls today wear. I mean, come on! We have turned Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz into this prostitute with red, glittery stilettos. I was reading articles about how Halloween costumes are getting worse throughout the years, and I really think they are. We now have provocative costumes for girls who are only 8 years old! We need to cover up the lady lumps because that is how sexual assault charges are pressed on this holiday. Come on ladies! :D